Monday, October 10, 2011
Shampoo...
Shampoo...
oh shampoo,
how your subtle green bottle calls to me as my alarm clock sounds.
How you SHAKE with anticipation as i flick on the lights,
and start the steaming water.
Shampoo...
the nice swish-clunk sound you make as i shake you upside down,
to release your gooey contents.
oh how i love the smell of your fresh citrus and green tea.
the frothy lather of bubbles that consumes my hair
and the tops of my eyebrows,
until i have no choice but to close my eyes and scrub.
oh Shampoo...
oh how you leave my hair feeling fresh and revived,
as i rinse the bubbles from my locks.
i can see the condensation of tears form on your bottle
as i move on.
on to your companion,
Conditioner
but do not fret dear shampoo.
our relationship is not over!
for tomorrow my hair will be dank
and lifeless
and need to type of love only you can provide.
and as i go through my day i will catch the hint of the smell
of fresh citrus and green tea.
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i love that you have so many feelings for your shampoo.! lovveeee itttt girrrllll
ReplyDeleteHaHaHa this just makes me laugh and I LOVE it! :) Its so creative!
ReplyDeleteChuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
ReplyDeletehaha Loved this!!!! What a fantastic word!!!:)
ReplyDeleteIs the shampoo a metaphor to your drug addiction?
ReplyDeleteha ha I loved it! You were just talking about shampoo but you described it so well!
ReplyDeleteHaha, this is so cute. I love how different it is from everyone else. Though for me, I prefer Conditioner, just because it makes my hair silky smooth. =]
ReplyDeleteShampoo is better, i clean the hair! no conditioner! I go on after and make the hair all silky and smooth!
ReplyDeleteSTOP LOOKING AT ME SCHWAN!
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Wow this rocks so much! You are so creative and this is so funny and fantastic! XD
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